Early this morning, my wife called her office to say she was taking her sick day today. She shoveled so much snow yesterday that her lower back was hurting badly/. Mine hurts as well, but since I work from home, I decided to turn on my computer as she rested. Just before noon, someone rang the bell. It was her boss bringing a hot soup for the two of us. I showed him the way to our bedroom and told him Liz was there. I grabbed my soup and went down to basement to continue working. Half an hour later, I went up to see how she was doing. She was so in pain that she had asked Dan to give her a lower back massage. She looked so relieved I asked him to give me a piece of the same chocolate. He asked me to lie face-down beside my wife. Then he pulled up my sweatshirt and began gently but firmly massaging my lower back. When I showed signs of relief, he moved a little lower to my upper buttocks and continued massaging. At that point, I never though he was going to slide his hand underneath to reach my package that was excited already. It was so surprising. I felt like taking a nap and fell asleep. I don't know how much time later my wife woke me up and told me, "Dan knows his stuff, doesn't he?"