Dude Looks Like A Thief
I dated this dude for about two weeks. He kept going on about how he was running into women that were liars, and that it was refreshing to meet someone on his level. Dude acted all sincere, but I started sensing that he was simple and pathetic. Well, on our last date, this ass stole a spare key to my apartment. He also stole a copy of a taxpayer's ID number that I had applied for because I was starting a new business. To make matters worse, dude had the balls to come into my apartment, take my credit card from my wallet, buy gas, and then bring it back like nothing happened.
-- Marilyn, 28