One Lump Or Two?
I was dating this guy once, and he seemed really nice. So, one thing led to another, and we ended up at his place for some fun. We were lying naked in bed. I was getting all hot when he just stopped in the middle and announced that he had a lumpy head. He then made me feel his head all over and count how many lumps he had on it. He was totally obsessed with it, and I was totally turned off! I got dressed and got out of there fast!
-- Suzie, 21