No Time For No-Show
I once agreed on a second date with this good-looking guy, who was recently separated. Then I waited down the house for ages, but he never showed up, and his cell phone was off the whole time. Then, when I gave up, I went back to the apartment and never heard from him again. I just saw him by accident at a few parties and acted like I don't even know him.
-- Missy, 25