The Donut Queen
I've always had bad luck on blind dates. Once, I went out with a woman I nicknamed the "Donut Queen." On our first and only date, she was consumed with getting donuts. We must have gone to five different places to get different flavors, etc. What's even worse is that she refused to share any of them. She just sat in my car munching away and giving me directions to the next place. She wasn't overweight either, but loved her donuts.
-- Mike, 29