Well, it started back in 1985 when my wife started to not have sex with me. She just wanted to be mean to me. In 1995, my wife and I started our divorce. Her brother, who got caught running on his wife, was getting divorced as well. Just days before both divorces were final, I got a phone call. It was the other ex-wife, Joan. She wanted to know how I was making it through. I told her it felt great not having to fuss with my ex all the time. Joan said, "I know the feeling." Joan is not a fat woman, just a big-boned woman who is very nice just to be around. We made a dinner date for that same afternoon at her house. After dinner, we had drinks that put us in a relaxed mood. We were sitting close to each other. I said, "After what you and I have been through, I wonder what you and I would be like together?" She looked at me and a big smile came on her face. She bit her upper lip and said, "It would do us very good." Now that was sex to remember. I don't know what happened to her. I'll have to find Joan again. I hope all of you have a good relationship like that with someone you do care about.
— Hank, 62