I saw my wife's boyfriend at a concert and we exchanged numbers. Later, I told my wife and she got very hot. When I got home she was on the phone with him. As she got off the phone, she told me they were going out. I picked out a hot outfit and dropped her off at a hotel. When I picked her up, she was drunk and smelled like sex. She told me they only did oral. When we got home, we had wild sex.
— Zach, 38