Showing Off

My wife has a nice round set of breasts. She makes believe she doesn't like people looking at her; but if I ask, she will take off her bra, open a few buttons, and go into stores talking to the salesman. She makes believe she doesn't know her breasts are out. I watch from outside the store as the salesmen keep trying to get a better look. She is always very excited when we get home, but she would never tell me she likes to show off.

— Matt, 42

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