Spandex At The Mall
Several years ago, I use to love to wear spandex or see through running shorts to the mall. It really is a rush to see women staring at your package and giving you all that excitement. I am fairly endowed and that's why I loved it. I actually had some girls walk by and brush their hand against it. I think it was more of a dare from their friends, but I sure enjoyed it. So, to those of you brave enough to wear spandex or see through gym shorts to the mall, I commend you.
— Stan, 48