My ex had the nerve to walk up to me in a bar and ask why I was making out with my girlfriend (now wife) of four years in front of her. I guess my ex feels she's special. She's a joke! My wife is the hottest woman with an excellent body, and she is now having our baby. My ex needs to get a life and quit acting psychotic! And the weird thing is that she's supposedly engaged. Poor fellow!
— Tim, 24