My roommate in college came in after a big night on the town. He was about half-tanked and stood over me in my bed. He then started to have oral sex with me. I was almost asleep, but I joined in willingly. This was a first for me. His presence really stimulated me. Wow, I dream about that episode all the time. I loved it. I'm not gay and have a normal marriage, but I would like to repeat those earlier performances!
— Bert, 28