When I misbehave or displease my wife in any way, she makes me don a frilly apron, bare my bottom, and receive a hard spanking with her bath brush. I must then wear the apron at all times when at home and do all the household chores for two weeks. When her ladies' bridge club came, I had to serve them and clean up afterwards. My wife kindly told them that I had lost a bet. The ladies loved being served by me in my pretty floral apron! It sure makes me behave better!
— Martin, 45