Bra Buyer

I love to go to department stores and buy brassieres; large brassieres at that. The bigger, the more I enjoy the looks and questions from the sales lady. I'll tell her the brassiere is for my mother-in-law and I hope it's the correct size. You see, she has such large breasts that I think this may be a bit on the small side. I'll ask if I can return it if it does not fit. This way I can return and carry on a conversation with a sales lady once more.

— Gordon, 27

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