Two hours ago, I was in my garage trying to hook up a window unit. The neighbor next door's wife was out watering her dirt. I had cut a hole in the side of my garage so I could mount my air conditioner. Well, I quit for about ten minutes and had a smoke and a coke. I got ready to get back to work. As I stood up somewhat by the hole, I saw her bending over pulling some weeds. Her chest was about to fall out of her wife-beater shirt. I watched her long enough to get quite excited. So, I started playing with myself. She was like five feet away. I stuck my head out of the hole and starting talking to her. She didn't have a clue. As we talked, she pulled weeds, and I did my thing right there on the wall. It was great.
— Dave, 22