At the Ballet
My wife loves to go to the ballet. What she likes so much is the guys in their white ballet tights. The guys with large packages that show off their wares quite nicely, I might add. Right after the performance, she will give me pleasure in the parking lot. I have an enormous package and she wants me to buy ballet tights, but for now we go to the performances and she gives me pleasure. A lot of pleasure.
— Adam, 26