The night of her thirtieth wedding anniversary, my mother-in-law and I had sex. My wife and father-in-law had consumed too much wine celebrating and passed out. My mother-in-law and I were very tipsy as well. She spilled wine on her white blouse and I told her that she should take it off and soak it so it wouldn't stain. She took off the blouse and exposed her humungous breasts held back only by her silky lace bra. Things got crazy after that and we ended the evening by having great sex.
— Larry, 35