Her sister looks at me as though she's into me. Sometimes, at a family dinner if we make eye contact, she'll hold it and make this funny squinty smirk and coyly look away. I'll catch her staring at me sometimes. I really hope I'm perceiving the situation incorrectly because it makes me uncomfortable as hell. I mean, she's pretty, but ... Ugh. Heebie jeebies, man. Blech.
— Nathan, 34