Back-Seat Fiasco

I'd been hot for this guy and he finally asked me for my phone number. He called and we talked for about an hour our first conversation! Anyway, one thing led to another, and he asked me out to a concert. Everything was perfect. We went out to dinner and had a few drinks. Then we proceeded to drive to the concert. Well it was an outdoor event, and it was sold out. The parking situation was terrible, and we got in a huge line with no way out. All of a sudden, something I'd eaten seemed to go completely through me all at once! I had to let him know that I needed to find a bathroom like, NOW! Unfortunately we were totally stuck and unable to even find a portable toilet. He ended up digging up a grocery bag, and I had to jump into the back seat and use it to relieve myself! Of course, I was completely mortified and though I managed to make it through the evening, I refused to go out with him again. I just couldn't get past that first date!

— Annette, 26

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