I went on a date with this guy I really liked. He invited me to his house and he made dinner; it was so sweet. I went to the bathroom and when I came out, he sat me down on the couch and started taking off his shirt in front of me. I was like, okay, he has such nice abs. But then, he started taking off his pants and I was like, this is not happening! He only had on a shiny red thong at this point. I mean, I never thought guys wore stuff like that. Then, he started taking that off and I looked down at his package. He was all proud and was like, isn't it a beauty? I just had to run out and laugh because it was no bigger than 2 inches! He kept calling my house for about 2 weeks after that and I never called him back because I knew I would laugh and laugh, just as soon as I heard his voice.
— Jordan, 23