Surprise Under his Pants

I was at a nightclub with two of my friends. We had a few drinks and we went over to play some pool. I noticed a pretty cute guy across the room at the other table. He noticed me as well, and came over to introduce himself. He seemed really kind and compassionate and I told him I wanted to get to know him better. Before I knew it, it was Saturday night and he was on my doorstep waiting to take me to a nice movie and fancy dinner. He looked gorgeous. The movie and dinner were great and we drove to a place right outside of town overlooking the lake. We were sitting on one of the park benches and he started getting really playful. I didn't mind it that much; we were just fooling around a little. Then he stood up and started taking off his pants; I thought, "All right, nothing wrong with a little fun on a first date if I'm feeling comfortable." He unbuckles his belt and his pants slide down to reveal, to my horror, a white lace thong from Victoria Secret!! I felt like I was going to die. I was horrified! Running away as fast as I could, I got to my car and threw up all over the parking lot. He was really cute, but a transsexual is just not my type, I told him later that night over the phone. I haven't heard from him since.

— Donna, 29

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