He Was A Fruit Loop!
I dated this guy once who had a thing for cereal. He never once took me out for dinner, but insisted we went to his place and taste-tested various kinds of breakfast cereal. As we ate, he would hand me a questionnaire to fill out on each one. Once, I suggested we go to a movie, but he was horrified we wouldn't be able to get through enough taste-testing. I finally had enough when I spilled my bowl by accident and he actually cried over it. I'm glad I'm out of that relationship!
— Veronica, 22