This girl I met was pretty cute and nice, so I asked her out to dinner. When we met up, she had three small kids with her. She explained they were hers as she didn't believe in taking precautions when sleeping with a guy. She then added that "our" baby was going to be so cute. Well, I am a gentleman, so I bought her and the kids dinner. Then I explained I really didn't want a family right now and broke it off. Definitely, a date to remember!
— Jerry, 27