There are some people who just need to take a class in the art of small talk. I went out with one of them. Sue was nice enough, but you could see how uncomfortable she became when the conversation lagged a bit. She would fill it up with anything; literally anything. I heard a graphic description of when she gave birth, her feelings on flossing, and how she did her makeup each morning; in detail. It was bad, folks.
— Jim, 45