Not Number Eight
After ten years of marriage, my wife cheated on me. We got a divorce over it. When I finally ventured into the dating scene again, I met this woman who seemed very nice. When I told her about the reason for my divorce, she lectured me that having many sexual partners was natural and healthy. She announced she was currently sleeping with seven different men. I told her to cross me off the list as number eight.
— Steve, 41