Blind Date With Porn Star
I went on a blind date with a girl that my sister set me up with. I was going to take her out to dinner and a movie. When I went to pick her up, I decided to walk to the door. When she opened it, the first thing I noticed was how well endowed she was. Without saying a word, she pulled me inside the house and we started going at it. Then we started having the wildest sex of my life. After we were finished, I left, and we never said a word to each other. I found out later that she was a retired porn star.
— Johnny, 23