How Cool It Was
Some time back, just before I was to leave to go into the army, I had a girlfriend whose mom didn't like me. She didn't like me at all because she knew what I wanted from her daughter. It just so happened that her step-dad didn't care that I was doing his step-daughter. So, she called me up when her mom was working one night, and I went over. We were having sex with the door open when her step-dad walked by with one of their neighbor ladies into his bedroom. I thought, "Wow, this is pretty cool!" Well, a little while later, he came in and asked my girlfriend if she knew whether or not the neighbor lady was on birth control. She didn't know. How cool was that?
— Enrique, 46