Not Into It
I agreed to go out with twins on a blind date. I was thinking this would be every guy's dream, but when they showed up, they were brother and sister. That is, one of them was a guy. They said they were into relationships with the same person, but I had to tell them I wasn't. I just couldn't see myself committing to them. After that, I only dated one person at a time, just in case!
— Jack, 33