Get It From Another Source

I dated this girl from 1998 until 2000, but this happened at homecoming in 1999. I went to the school in the evening on a Saturday. I was supposed to meet her at the door, but she never came. My friends were there though, and I actually slow-danced with a freshmen. One thing led to another, but not like you think. She placed her head on my shoulder, thanking me for the dance and I wanted to thank her in return. So, I snuck a peck with her. Finally, my girlfriend showed up, but two and a half hours late. What kind of date was that? The only way I got rid of her was to kiss the freshmen for the last four and a half months of school. The moral of this is, if you can't get love from your date, get it from another source.

— Dylan, 20

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