You're not a Girl?
It's amazing how good some guys look in make-up and heels. Steven Tyler of Aerosmith sings about it in "Dude looks like a Lady" and I found out about it first hand when I went out to a bar in London. I wandered into the Hippodrome one Wednesday while I was stationed in England. I was looking lucky and I was seeing some beautiful "ladies." Then I spotted this incredible creature. She was tall, really built and more than willing to do anything I had in mind. The only problem was when we got back to my place and I found out that she was really a he -- a very well endowed he and definitely the wrong gender for me. It was really awkward when I found out but we talked about it and eventually ended up laughing about it.
— Kevin, 29