I worked with this hot girl. I asked her out, but she told me she only dates with her twin. I said I'd date them both, but she said they weren't into that. I asked my good friend Zack and the date was on. We take them to this nice place to eat and all sit down. The first hint of trouble was ordering. The twins started to argue over what they wanted. Zack and I just said order what each one wants, but they said they always have the same thing. Finally, they agreed and we ordered. Next, when the food came, they argued about how much each one got. They sounded like little kids! Eventually, they started to throw the food at each other and we all got tossed from the place. Zack and I made up some excuse to ditch them. They were twin whacks!
— Nick, 23