I went out with this girl I knew from college and she was really beautiful. The date went well and I went home that night thinking this was the one I would marry. Later that night, my roommate got spooked because he kept seeing someone out on the lawn. Then I checked my phone and she had texted me about three hundred times and called forty-two. It had only been two hours since the end of our date! She was texting me that she couldn't live without me and actually asked if she could move in. Not in the future, but that night. After a few days of this, my roommate and I finally called the cops. They found her in the yard with binoculars. Creepy!
— Derrick, 20