Try These Pickup Lines

  • Is your last name maple? I could have sworn you're as smooth as syrup.
  • I haven't taken my pills, but you work just like Viagra.
  • Hi, my name is Tommy, and I want you to be my baby's mommy.
  • I'm a bird watcher, and that's a nice set of hooters.
  • Excuse me. I've forgotten how to take off my pants. Do you think you can help?

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