Try These Pickup Lines

  • Somebody call the cops. It's got to be against the law to look that good.
  • I noticed you noticing me, and I'd like to notify you that I noticed you, too.
  • I've been here for almost an hour. Are you going to buy me a drink or what?
  • Hi, I'm Mr. Right--I heard you were looking for me.
  • You look a lot like my future wife.

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