Try These Pickup Lines

  • Excuse me, miss. You dropped something: the conversation.
  • I'm a bird watcher, and that's a nice set of hooters.
  • Smile, darling. It looks good on you.
  • Can I lick that film off your teeth?
  • I noticed you noticing me, and I'd like to notify you that I noticed you, too.

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