Try These Pickup Lines

  • Here's my library card 'cause I'm definitely checking you out.
  • You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear!
  • I noticed you noticing me, and I'd like to notify you that I noticed you, too.
  • I'm not like all the other guys.
  • So, do you wanna screw, or do I owe you an apology?

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