What She Really Wants In Bed

Think you know what it takes to be her best ever? Not so fast. Unless you're privy to these private thoughts, you're still second best. Ready for the real deal on how to do her right?

Focus Pocus

It's hard to rock her whole world if you're only visiting a few erogenous ZIP codes. Kiss the back of her neck, stroke the curve of her waist. Wherever you roam, she just wants your attention on all of her, not just that spot or two you love so much.

Southern Rock

She not only loves it when you give her a little oral attention, she really wants to do, well, a good job on you, too. She wants a little gentle direction and plenty of positive feedback - what feels best, why you like it, and when she pushes all the right buttons.

Passion Aggression

Contrary to what you might think, that girl of yours is tired of "making love" and being treated like a princess in bed. She wants to be ravished. She wants her clothes ripped off. Maybe in the ladies room of that fancy restaurant you're having dinner at.

Chatty Charlie

No, we're not talking sweet nothings here. She wants talk that's naughty enough to make a sailor blush. Talking more openly about what you - and she - love and loathe in bed will get all her secret desires out.

Solve the Puzzle

Here's a shocker: Women are different. Your ex might have swooned when you dipped your tongue in her ear, but your current chica might karate-chop you when you try. She doesn't expect you to know just what makes her tick, but she does want you to try to figure it out.

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Try These Pickup Lines

  • I made a wish on a falling star, and you just made my wish come true!
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