Hilarious! Dates Gone Wrong
Guy Dating Disasters
Try These Pickup Lines
- My friend's nickname is Secret, strong enough for a man but made for a woman.
- My magic watch tells me you're not wearing any underwear. (She replies, "Yes, I am!") Sorry, must be an hour fast!
- Let's get drunk and freaky!
- Are you the tiger on the Frosted Flakes box? Because you're looking "Grrrrreat!"
- I've got $10!
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Why She'll Dump You
So, your girl just told you she thinks you're "better off as friends." Riiiight. Want the real reason you're toast? Read on.
Impress Her With Your Moves!
Women have lots of options, thanks to online dating and bars and grocery stores and.... So show her that you're different. Show her that you know how to treat a woman.