Harley Girl

I just moved back to the east coast after my recent divorce. I did the online thing and met up with this Harley chick. I met her and her friend at a biker bar. This girl had like ten tattoos! Her friend was hotter than her, a fact I just kept to myself. From the looks of us, we came from different worlds, but I didn't care. So, anyway, hours later when we were fairly drunk she asked me, "I thought you were into my friend?" I just lied and said, "No," and kept on working at it. 4:00 a.m. rolled around and she said to me, "Let's go to my place." We got to her place and the clothes just started to fly. I wasn't really attracted to her, but I wanted to have sex. She took me up to her bedroom and the sex was awesome. I left shortly after and dodged her phone calls days later.

— Ron, 30