A Picture Frenzy Begins

I have been stretched out, spread eagle, on our bed. The mattress is covered with baby print plastic. The sheet has baby prints. My wife's female friends are visiting. They are invited into the bedroom. There are smiles. One says, "Wait! Let's take some pictures." With that, a camera is taken out, and the picture frenzy begins. First, my body is shaved. Then, one of the ladies picks up a cloth diaper and pins it on me. More pictures! Then pretty, plastic pants that are trimmed in lace are pulled over the diaper. More pictures! Then, each lady places her hand to see if I am wet. I get excited. The ladies giggle and say, "Look at that tent! I bet he has a cute tent pole!" I smile and wonder what's next!

— George, 60