Room Service

While my wife was sleeping off drinking too much, I called room service for some coffee knowing the lecherous old man who ran the bed and breakfast where we were staying would bring it up. I told him if there was no answer to his knock, to come right into the room as I would be in the bathroom. I then pulled back the covers from the bed, completely exposing my wife. After that, I went into the bathroom and starting running the shower. I heard a knock on the door and the manager entered. He must have been in the room five minutes before he left. At breakfast the next morning, he asked me if I enjoyed the coffee. He also said to call him anytime I wanted room service in the future.

— Caleb, 38