Wow, Never Thought Of That

Gee, I really feel less manly after having read all these confessions of real men. I mean, I have never worn women's underwear or wanted to. I have never wanted to have sex with my mother-in-law. I have never wanted to have sex with another man, nor have I wanted to impregnate a friend's or neighbor's wife, nor have sex with a friend's wife. Gee, I guess I just better turn my penis in.

— Dave, 41