Thought They Were Gone
I thought my wife and her mother had left for Saturday morning market. I was lying on the sofa, watching porno, and pleasing myself. Just as I finished, I heard a gasp behind me. I turned around and my mother-in-law was standing there watching me! I sat up and said, "Oh my gosh, I thought you went with Karen!" She just stared at me for a moment, and then went back upstairs. I tried to apologize later, but she just said not to worry about it and that she enjoyed the show.
— Steve, 28
Not That Innocent
Andrea looks like the sweet and innocent type; but when you see her in satin lingerie with her trademark "come hither" stare you'll know you're in for trouble!
Some models throw tantrums and behave like divas. But not leggy blonde Jessica Hall. The only things she throws are smiles for the camera.
The Hunger for the Younger Girlfriend
Although dating cougars seems to be popular with guys these days, your dream girl might be 10 or even 20 years younger than you are. Flaunting your hot, young babe in front of your friends sounds great, but what about some of the not-so pleasant realities of this kind of relationship?
Are You Trying Too Hard or Not Hard Enough?
Men, here's the good news: Women do want your love and affection. The bad news: We're damn picky about the specifics. Not enough of that love and affection and we get peeved and look elsewhere. Too much and we're annoyed and bored.