I've been sleeping with my brother's wife for two years and I want God to forgive me my sins.
— Kofi, 35
Sulty and Sexy in Black Lace
Bad Boys' Secrets to Getting Hot Babes
You don't have to be as hot as Brad Pitt to attract women like Angelina Jolie or Jennifer Aniston. When it comes to getting women who measure 36-26-36 to pay attention to you, it's more about your attitude and style, not your face or the thickness of your wallet.
What Drives Her Mad
You left the toilet seat up again. You're hypnotized by the television or that cute girl walking down the street. You just have to adjust your privates in public. (Are you checking they're still there?)