Panties on in Hospital
I was in the hospital for an operation on my shoulder. The nurse gave me an operating gown and asked me to get changed. I figured they were operating on my shoulder, so I kept my panties on. Once I was in the operating room and prepped for the operation, the nurse was asking me some questions and found out I didn't take my underpants off. She would have to remove them. She reached up under my gown and slipped her hand right up my legs, across the front of my panties and slipped them down. As my panties came into view, she said that she would make sure my "panties" were put back with my clothes and gave me a big smile.
— Stan, 60
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