Now They Know

At this place where I work, we can shower before we go home. One day, two weeks ago before shower time, I was over in my buddy's department fixing something. He was horny and talked me into a quickie in the bathroom. I got back to my department just in time to head for the showers. This is an open shower area. There were four others there beside myself. We got undressed, and as I was walking into the shower, I dropped my wash cloth. When I bent over to pick it up, they started laughing. I turned around and asked what was so funny. This one guy said, "You've got a condom hanging out of your butt." It was true, I did. Since then, they've razzed the hell out of me.

— Lenny, 27