1. Which of the following best describes how you drive your car?
I didn't come to a complete stop the other day at a stop sign, but don't tell anyone, hee-hee-hee.
Fender-bender city man! Unfortunately, I spend my free time at the body shop.
Is it me, or should everyone treat the highways like a NASCAR track?
I swear, officer, I had nothing to do with that 27-car pile up!
I am proud to say I have never had a single ticket in my life.
2. Would you streak across the football field at the Super Bowl?
Maybe--if my friends paid me $10,000.
If I could wear boxers.
Hell, yeah, I would love to strut my stuff on national TV!
Heck, I'd go completely nude and even try to make a tackle.
No, I wouldn't even run out there with clothes on!
3. What is your idea of an exciting Saturday night?
My friends and I go to the pool hall, and I lose all my money playing billiards.
On Saturday nights I usually go skinny-dippin'. Wheee-heeee!
Vroom-vroom: I race dirt bikes at the track, and I always bring home the dough.
Me and my gang play chicken with our cars just outside of town.
Sometimes I like to go to the church and play Saturday night bingo until 9 p.m.
4. Would you ever ''base jump''?
No, no, no, no. I don't want to die!
There is a slight possibility, but I want my mom there.
I would like to think that when it came time to do it, I would just strap one on and go!
Hell, yeah--and I'll do it with no parachute!
What in the world is ''base jumping''?
5. Which of the following comes closest to your job?
I work on the Internet and stare at a computer all day long.
Would you like to buy a Slurpee? I get robbed all the time!
I wash all the windows on giant skyscrapers from one of those hanging platforms.
I'm a stuntman! I crash cars and get set on fire for a living!
I go to my Dad's insurance agency and work really hard every day.