Try These Pickup Lines

  • Damn! And I thought I was good looking!
  • Hi, my name is Tommy, and I want you to be my baby's mommy.
  • I need some Pepcid AC, because you make my heart burn.
  • Hey, did you fart? Because you blew me away!
  • I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.