Try These Pickup Lines

  • I just painted my ceiling a new color . . . Wanna see?
  • Are you the tiger on the Frosted Flakes box? Because you're looking "Grrrrreat!"
  • Could I bring you a fan? You look really hot to me.
  • I will gladly marry you next Tuesday if we can have the honeymoon tonight.
  • If you were on the menu at McDonald's, you would be a happy meal.