Try These Pickup Lines

  • Would you be impressed if I stuck my tongue out and licked my eyebrows?
  • I will gladly marry you next Tuesday if we can have the honeymoon tonight.
  • I see something sexy, and it's not me this time.
  • How do you do it? ("Do what?") Get prettier every time I see you.
  • Excuse me. I've forgotten how to take off my pants. Do you think you can help?