Try These Pickup Lines

  • Hi, my name is Tommy, and I want you to be my baby's mommy.
  • Here's my library card 'cause I'm definitely checking you out.
  • So, how big is your boyfriend? Just trying to figure out how badly I'm going to get beat up for taking you away from him.
  • Hey, did you fart? Because you blew me away!
  • Hey, babe. Nice tooth.